Return Policy, a SGA pic fic

[yappichick]

Disclaimer: Yeah, I own SGA.  Really.
Episode: Before I Sleep

Hey, Elizabeth.  I got something for you.


You mean you actually remembered my birthday this year? I'm shocked.


If you have that kind of attitude maybe I won't give it to you.


Give it to me now or I'll have Rodney give you a detailed explanation on the inner workings of a ZPM.


Here you go, enjoy!


This is...great.  What is it?


It's a paperweight in the shape of a clam.  Obviously.


I don't know what to say.  Really.


That's it's completely awesome?


Uh, no.


That you've never have gotten a better present in your life?


Actually, I wanted to know if you kept the receipt.

 

Comments

[justhere1971.livejournal.com]

*hahahahaha* very cute! Love how you matched those comments w/ their expressions.

[anuna-81.livejournal.com]

Guys are very original when shopping for presents. Now you have given me a plot bunny. Like I don't have enough of them! *g*

[khourijackson.livejournal.com]

*LOL* Totally awesome even if I think Elisabeth was really nice *LOL*.
And it's so true, awesome use of the expressions :D

[krisrussel.livejournal.com]

"It's a paperweight in the shape of a clam."
*dies laughing*

[blencathra.livejournal.com]

LOL. I think I may have said that line once or twice. :D

Great pic fic. :)

[yunadax.livejournal.com]

LOL - thats so cute with just the right amount of snark :)

[reiko-afterglow.livejournal.com]

Heehee, sute :3

[azure-horizon.livejournal.com]

LMAO. Exceeeellllllent love :D

[chiarahhue.livejournal.com]

I mean seriously...a pot?

hehehe...brilliantly done! Loved it :-D