Hey, Elizabeth.  I got something for you.


You mean you actually remembered my birthday this year? I'm shocked.


If you have that kind of attitude maybe I won't give it to you.


Give it to me now or I'll have Rodney give you a detailed explanation on the inner workings of a ZPM.


Here you go, enjoy!


This is...great.  What is it?


It's a paperweight in the shape of a clam.  Obviously.


I don't know what to say.  Really.


That's it's completely awesome?


Uh, no.


That you've never have gotten a better present in your life?


Actually, I wanted to know if you kept the receipt.