yappichick | Return Policy, a SGA pic fic

Disclaimer: Yeah, I own SGA. Really.
Episode: Before I Sleep

Hey, Elizabeth. I got something for you.

You mean you actually remembered my birthday this year? I'm shocked.

If you have that kind of attitude maybe I won't give it to you.

Give it to me now or I'll have Rodney give you a detailed explanation on the inner workings of a ZPM.

Here you go, enjoy!

This is...great. What is it?

It's a paperweight in the shape of a clam. Obviously.

I don't know what to say. Really.

That's it's completely awesome?

Uh, no.

That you've never have gotten a better present in your life?

Actually, I wanted to know if you kept the receipt.