Title: Playing House
Fandom: Halo
Characters: Cortana, John-117, The Arbiter, Avery Johnson
Rating & Warnings: K
Word Count: 650+
Genre: Crack!fic, AU, humor
Summary: They might know how to shoot, kill enemies, and save the universe, but that didn't mean they knew how to cook.
Author's Notes: This is a 100% unadulterated crack!fic. Originally, I wrote this as a Yuletide treat back in 2010.  I pulled it before the reveal, wanting to revamp it. (The typos were terrible.) Finally, I thought it was time to go through it and polish it a bit.

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OK, I might be overreacting with my fangirl squee No, I'm not. but Thom Green who plays Lasky, the lead in the Forward Unto Dawn web series, just favorited one of my Tweets.

Dude, it's a good day to be a fangirl.

Give me a character and I will tell you:

Why I like them
Favorite line
OTP
A wish
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen
5 words to best describe them
My nickname for them