Title: Off the Clock
Fandom: Insurance Commercials
Characters & Pairings: Flo, Mayhem, Gecko, Jake (from State Farm), Flo/Mayhem
Rating & Warnings: T for suggestive themes (yes, really)
Word Count: 700+
Genre: UST
Summary:  “What does it mean when a woman asks over the phone what you’re wearing?” Jake asked.  Flo’s eyes widened. Mayhem sputtered. The gecko stumbled forward.
Author's Notes: This fic totally came into being back two factors: one, the fact that, for some reason, the hit count for "On the Clock" started climbing like crazy (Thanks to whoever rec'd it.) and two, I talked with sgmajorshipper who is the best sort of enabler around. This fic is based around the "State of Unrest" (aka the Jake from State Farm) commercial. 

Sequel (of sorts) to "On the Clock".

( Cracktastic fic ahead! )