Disclaimer: Nope, they aren't mine.
Author's notes: This isn't my usual pic fic.  I got inspired by some great pic fics like "Postcards to Jeannie" and "Rodney McKay's Scrapbook of Death", which honestly, are much funnier than mine.  As usual, a liberal use of sarcasm was used, so don't think I'm picking on our favorite Lt. Colonel. :D