Disclaimer: Not mine. Never will be.
Author's warnings: This is from the unaired episode "Identity." So if you are staying away from spoilers, you've been warned.  Also, this is majorly anti-Keller. Sorry, but the fic wrote itself.



Sheppard: All right, so the plan to get rid of Keller is in place, right?
Teyla: I am have made certain that everything is ready, Colonel.
Carson: I just can't wait to get my bloody infirmary back.



Rodney: Why is everyone so mean to Jennifer? She's hot...and sort of knowledgeable...and hot.
Teyla: You sound like TPTB.
Rodney: (confused) The what?



Keller: HELP!! Someone help me!!!!  HELP!!!!



Sheppard: Crap! We're missing the main event.  Let's hussle!



SPLAT!!!!


Sheppard: Remember the cover story, she ticked off the locals with her incompetence.