Could someone explain why Burton and Co. had to make the Hatter speak with a Scottish accent?  Ignoring the fact that I could listen to Johnny Depp talk like that for hours. 

I think my brain is going to break.  Er, I mean...Ah think mah brain is gonnae break. (And that's probably not right...LOL)

What better way to distract myself from my first round of edits than a meme?  Snagged with love from beth_soprano 

Post the first line of a story here, and I'll write the next five (or so).

Fandoms: Alice in Wonderland, CSI:NY, Fringe, Halo, anything Pixar, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Wars, Stargate: Atlantis

ETA: Anyone want to explain what, exactly, fandom secrets are? Saw it over in a comm and was totally baffled...