Disclaimer: Hey hey, what can I say? I still don't own SGA.
Episode: The Last Man
Author's notes: Happy birthday MajorTrip! :D On a side note, I have to admit, this is one of my favorite pic fics...LOL

 

What? No welcome wagon?


 Come on! I leave Atlantis for over a year to tend to my dad's business and this is how you guys greet me?



And who got rid of all the planet's water?



I bet there is no more chocolate pudding in the mess hall either.



Hello? Teyla! Ronon! Rodney! Where are you guys?



Hey Sheppard.



What the crap happened to you?



You mean the way I look? Oh, that's because of Rodney Jr.



You mean, someone actually, you know...



Well, after you left Atlantis to tend to daddy's business, I became quite the ladies' man on base.



Yeah, well, um, I can see why.



Where is everybody?



You know, a child can do the craziest things, even at three months old.



And what about the lack of water?



Rodney Jr.



And the chocolate pudding?



You know, my little guy is a hungry thing.



The people of Atlantis are missing, there is no water and your kid ate all of the pudding. That's it, McKay,
no more kids for you.



Yes, well, Jennifer already took care of that.