You wanted to see me?


Yes, Ronon.  It has come to my attention that your hair is actually, in fact, a wig.


I was told no one would be able to tell!  That's it, I'm going to find that guy and--


Hold on.  I just wanted to know where you got it from.  Recently, the IOA released a report showing that men
with hair were respected more than men who were bald.


I can't believe you want to steal my look.


Actually, I was thinking more of Colonel Sheppard's hair.  I see how the fangirls woo over it.


I've already uploaded a PhotoShopped picture of me with it.  I'd like to know what you think.


You're joking, right?


And I would appreciate it if you kept this between the two of us.


Sure. *snicker* I promise.