So, what do you think of me in my awesome pilot sunglasses? Don't they make me look so studly?


Excuse me, Mr. Raccoon eyes!


Is he talking to me?


I noticed your advanced eyepiece and would like to offer a trade.


What the crap is it?


This is a knick knack, good for filling up empty space on a shelf or a desk.


Uh, no, thanks.


I can see that you are a skilled trader.  I will double the offer.


Please tell me you are kidding me.


My patience runs thin.  Give me those glasses so that I may have the fangirls that you do.


Ronon: I thought fangirls went crazy about Teh Hair.
Teyla: They do.


So, the secret has been revealed! Barber, bring out your best scissors!


Back off.  No. One. Touches. Teh. Hair. Ever.  Come on guys, we're getting out of here.  My hair can't take all the stress.