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Episode: Broken Ties
Author's Notes: Happy birthday, Rockhound! I hope your day is full of wonderful blessings!

John: Hey, you're not still mad, are you?


Why would I be?


Maybe because I beat the crap out of you when we played Halo?
It's just a video game.



That's not what you said when you tried to punch a hole through the wall.


That was before McKay told me what you did.


What did he say?


That you turned on the cheats to make you invincible.




There's no way to prove that.


I demand a rematch.


Eh, I don't think so. Chicks dig gamers. Feel better soon.


Where do you think you are going, Sheppard?


I've got some important paperwork to do. I'll catch you later.


SHEPPARD!!!