Hey Teyla! Wait a second!


What do you need, John?


You know what I want.


Some hot alien chick's gate address?


Um, no. You've been hanging out with McKay too much.


The colonel wants me to buy him some Malka.


Keller: That stew that tastes like tar?
Teyla: The colonel believes it is good for his hair.


You know it's true! You said so yourself. So are you going to get it?


Of course I will. Just have the money in my quarters when we return.


(whispering) What he does not know is I charge him double the price and buy a new outfit with the extra money.