Disclaimer: Not mine. Never will be.
Episode: Siege 2
Author's Notes: Remember these? Yeah, I didn't think so. ;) Anyway, a big thanks to Laura and Linda for their Scottish insight. :D


Tell me why we're doin' this again, Rodney.


OK, for the hundredth time. Every time you get in the chair, something funny happens. This time we're going to cash in on it.


By sending a video of what happened to America's Funniest Video? This has got to be the worst idea you've ever had.


Three words: Ten thousand dollars.


Does Colonel Sheppard know what we're doing?


Of course not! That's what makes it so funny.


And you're splitting the money 50/50 with me, right?


*sigh* Fine. Now remember, when Radek releases the drone, you need to stop it right before it hits Sheppard's jumper.


I can't do it. What if I don't stop it in time?


Dr. Beckett, think of all the Irn-Bru you can buy with the money.


Sorry, Colonel. Nothing can stop a man from his Irn-Bru.