So, you wanted to talk to me?


Yes, I am concerned about Colonel Sheppard. All he does is talk about sports all the time.


Well, that is a pretty common hobby for men to have.


He insists on teaching Torren how to play football though he is too young to even walk.


Chill. It's fine, compared to some men, Colonel Sheppard's interest in sports is mild.   Some men paint their faces and wear no shirts in the freezing cold to support their football team.


Tee hee!


Others collect memorabilia with the player's autographs and put it on display.


An autograph? Like their signature?


Yeah, why?


I might have let Torren use an autographed football as a teething toy.


If I were you, I would go visit your people for a couple of weeks.


I'll pack my bags now.