Disclaimer: Not mine
Episode: The Seed
Author's notes: Happy birthday Elfie!! I hope your day is filled with the most awesome blessings! :D :D :D

So, uh, Colonel, I see you are in the infirmary again.

It happens all the time to the Colonel.


It's not my fault! You know how those whumpers are.


They are a tenacious group of ladies.


See? What did I tell you?


Heh, heh, heh. It sucks to be you.


Actually, Mr. Woolsey, I heard the whumpers were coming after you next.


Please tell me you're joking.


Of course I am. Nothing can distract the ladies from their Shep Whump.


Well, I guess that means I'm safe.


Yeah, but then again you don't get the ladies swooning and wanting to take care of you everytime you get hurt.


I love my life.